Puisi Kocak Tentang Pencopet Hati

Kamu itu Pencopet hatiku
Karena cintamu
lebih jujur dari Rampok
Maling ataupun Koruptor

Kamu mencopet hatiku di keramaian
Di Bis kota, di punggungku di dadamu kita bersentuhan
Aku kok langsung merasa nyaman
langsung teringat waktu kecil dulu sering dipeluk Eyang

Seni tarik hembus nafasmu itu Lho!
Benerbener bukan Pencopet kelas Coro!

Cintamu tak seperti Perampok
yang memaksa pakai golok

Cintamu bukan kayak Maling
Yang bila konangan mengagetkan Anak Kecil

Cintamupun tak seperti Koruptor
Yang punya kekuasaan lalu berbuat kotor

Yah... Cintamu itu Cintanya Pencopèt
Gentle Lagi, Nggak pake pèlèt

Woiiiiiiiii!!!

Kembalikan dong hatiku!
Kau ambil saja jantungku
Hatiku jangan!
Hatiku hanya untuk Tuhan.

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catetan keh Jhon: Puisi Kocak Tentang Pencopet Hati adalah Puisi Kedua setelah Puisi Kocak Tentang Attayaya Kemarin-Sebenernya ketiga ding; soalnya kemarin; Yang di Puisi Vixxio Cerpenis Kontes:Attayaya,scriptnya nggak jalan. Dan setelah jalanpun katanya nggak lucu, malah buat bingung! :-((

Sekarang bikin lagi, masih diikutkan di kontes vixxio cerpenis. Kini Untuk Novel Zizi : Saksi Bulan madu (karya Lusiwulan).

Puisi ini Terinspirasi setelah Eysa membaca cerpennya Choirul Harun yang berjudul Budi(Horison no 7 th X juli 1975).

Presiden Impian

Cita cita Si Bungsu kalau Dia besar ingin menjadi Presiden. Sowan kenegaraan pertamanya pergi ke Amerika. Dan berkamikaze disana.

*Kontes fiksi mini wi3nda

Monopoli Cinta

Seandainya ku tahu berapa harga cintamu
Akan ku beli sekarang juga
berapapun harganya

Lalu ku monopoli sendiri
agar tak terbagi

Thank You - Alanis Morissette

"Thank U" - Alanis Morissette

how bout getting off these antibiotics
how bout stopping eating when I'm full up
how bout them transparent dangling carrots
how bout that ever elusive kudo

thank you india
thank you terror
thank you disillusionment
thank you frailty
thank you consequence
thank you thank you silence

how bout me not blaming you for everything
how bout me enjoying the moment for once
how bout how good it feels to finally forgive you
how bout grieving it all one at a time

thank you india
thank you terror
thank you disillusionment
thank you frailty
thank you consequence
thank you thank you silence

the moment I let go of it was the moment
I got more than I could handle
the moment I jumped off of it
was the moment I touched down

how bout no longer being masochistic
how bout remembering your divinity
how bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out
how bout not equating death with stopping

thank you india
thank you providence
thank you disillusionment
thank you nothingness
thank you clarity
thank you thank you silence

Zombie - The Cranberries

Another head hangs lowly,

Child is slowly taken

And the violence caused such silence,

Who are we mistaken?
But you see, it’s not me, it’s not my family

In your head, in your head they are fighting,

With their tanks and their bombs,

And their bombs and their guns

In your head, in your head, they are crying…
In your head, in your head,

Zombie, zombie, zombie,

Hey, hey, hey

What’s in your head,

In your head,

Zombie, zombie, zombie?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, dou, dou, dou, dou, dou…
Another mother’s breakin’,

Heart is taking over

When the vi’lence causes silence,

We must be mistaken
It’s the same old theme since nineteen-sixteen

In your head, in your head

they’re still fighting,

With their tanks and their bombs,

And their bombs and their guns

In your head, in your head, they are dying…
In your head, in your head,

Zombie, zombie, zombie,

Hey, hey, hey. What’s in your head,

In your head,

Zombie, zombie, zombie?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, oh, oh,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, ya, ya-a…

Posted in Music

Creep - Radio Head

When you were here before
Couldn’t look you in the eye
You’re just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You’re so fuckin’ special

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.

I don’t care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I’m not around
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.

She’s running out again,
She’s running out
She’s run run run running out...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special...

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.
I don’t belong here.

Forever and One - Helloween

What can I do?

Will I be getting through?

Now that I must try to leave it all behind

Did you see what you have done to me?

So hard to justify

Slowly it's passing by

Forever and one

I will miss you

However, I kiss you

Yet again

Way down in Neverland

So hard I was trying

Tomorrow I'll still be crying

How could you hide your lies

Your lies

Here I am

Seeing you once again

My mind's so far away

My heart's so close to stay

Too proud to fight

I'm walking back into night

Will I ever find someone to believe?

Forever and one

I will miss you

However, I kiss you

Yet again

Way down in Neverland

So hard I was trying

Tomorrow I'll still be crying

How could you hide your lies

Your lies

Puisi Kocak Tentang Attayaya

Jiahahahahahaha!
Puisi kocak tentang Attayaya?
Eysa coba tuk fanny dan vixxio
moga rancak, funny,tanpa porno yo

Hihihihihihi...

Jadi gini permulaannya
ini blogger, bukan blogger bertuah biasa
ini kakak Anazkia, bloggerita malaysia
Kakaknya Fanny juga, Sang Cerpenis bercerita
Temennya Dwina - Eh, temen apa temen ya-

Jiahahahahhahahha!

Top!
Mantab!
Sip!


Top:
Lihat! pengunjung perharinya
ribuan orang perkepala
Lihat! Kontribusi postnya
Green earthkan Blue skykan Indonesia

Mantab:
Artikelnya selalu berbobot
Mengetik bagai robot
mendetail terperinci
riil dan berisi- tambahan: tak pernah basi-

Sip:
Sahabat dan temennya banyak
ada dari WP, Blogspot, co[dot]cc
[dot]com, eh yang dari dublin jugè adè
banyak pokokè, pokokè banyak
-jiakakakakkakaak- biar pas akhirannya mbak-

Ehnggg.....

Udah
Gitu ajah
moga kocak adanya
moga dapet novel tongkat ajaib lolita
untuk Bang Atta, Nggak papa Ya Kalo Eysa pinjem namanya untuk Puisi Kocak tentang Attayaya?

Hero of the day- Metallica

HERO OF THE DAY
metallica

Mama they try and break me

The window burns to light the way back home
A light that warms no matter where they've gone

They're off to find the hero of the day
But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way

Still the window burns
Time so slowly turns
And someone there is sighing
Keepers of the flames
Can you feel your names?
Can't you hear your baby's crying?
Mama they try and break me
Still they try and break me

S'cuse me while I tend to how I feel
These things return to me that still seem real

Now deservingly this easy chair
But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair

Don't want your aid
But the fist I've made
For years, can't hold or feel
No I'm not all me
So please excuse me
While I tend to how I feel

But now the dreams and waking screams
That everlast the night
So build a wall
Behind it crawl
And hide until it's light
Can't you hear your baby's crying now?

Still the window burns
Time so slowly turns
And someone there is sighing
Keepers of the flames
Can't you feel your names?
Can't you hear your baby's crying?

But now the dreams and waking screams
That everlast the night
So build a wall
Behind it crawl
And hide until it's light
Can't you hear your baby's crying now?

Mama they try and break me
Mama they try and break me
Mama they try and break me
Mama they try
Mama they try hey!
Mama they try and break me
Mama they try and break me
Mama they try and break me
Mama they try
Mama they try

Vixxio Cerpenis Kontes : Attayaya

Attayaya adalah

Jiahahahhahahahhaaha!!!

* Tongkat ajaib Lolita vixxio cerpenis

*moga scriptnya nggak macet. :-D

No Doubt - Don't Speak Lyrics

You and me
We used to be together
Every day together always

I really feel
Like I'm losing my best friend
I can't believe
This could be the end

It looks as though you're letting go
And if it's real
Well I don't want to know

Don't speak
I know just what you're saying
So please stop explaining
Don't tell me 'cause it hurts
Don't speak
I know what you're thinking
I don't need your reasons
Don't tell me 'cause it hurts

Our memories
They can be inviting
But some are altogether
Mighty frightning

As we die, both you and I
With my head in my hands
I sit and cry


It's all ending
I gotta stop pretending who we are
You and me
I can see us dying...are we?

Untuk "I"

Yayangku yang Baik
Kuingat pada pertemuan kita
Sepanjang jalan Citarum-Halmahera
Dipenuhi debu dan usangnya pedagang kaki lima
Derai Canda Tawa Bahagia menyatu manja
Lagu Diknya Wali mengalun mesra

Yayangku yang Baik
Sekarang jarang kau bertanya kabar
Biasanya Hampir 5 menit sekali Hape ini bergetar
Adakah hubungan kita sudah Hambar?

Mana Nyataku?

Pegang Samurai Ini
Hunuskan Bila Malaikat Menjelang
Katakan
" Aku Belum Siap
Aku Masih Kotor
Aku Mau Surga"

Siapkan Segelas Sampanye
Sajikan bila Kekasih Kemari
Katakan
" Aku Ingin Serius
Aku Sudah Besar
Aku butuh Konsekuensi"

Ambil Samurai Dan Sampanye
Katakan Ke Langit
Mana NyataKu?

How Do I Live | Trisha Yearwood

How do I
Get through one night without you
If I had to live without you
What kind of life would that be?
Oh I need you in my arms
Need you to hold
Your my world my heart my soul
If you ever leave
Baby you'd take away everything good in my Life.

And tell me now
How do I live without you
I want to know
How do I breathe without you
If you ever go
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I
How do I
O how do I live?.

Without you
There'd be no sun in my sky
There would be no love in my life
There would be no world left for me
And I
Baby I don't know what I would do
I would be lost if I lost you
If you ever leave
Baby you would take away everything real in My life

And tell me now
How do I live without you
I want to know
How do I breathe without you
If you ever go
How do I ever ever survive?
How do I
How do I
O how do I live?...

Please tell me baby..

How do I go on?
If you ever leave
Well baby you would take away everything
Need you with me
Baby don't you know your everything good in My life

And tell me now
How do I live without you
I want to know
How do I breathe without you
If you ever go
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I
How do I
O how do I live

How do I live without you
How do I live without you baby.......
How do I live....